Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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