Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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