I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Is Oprah even human
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Randomize