i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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