there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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