I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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