I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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