okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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