VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm always down for nudity.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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