the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
why is half of my head shaved?
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