Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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