Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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