dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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