I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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