so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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