how can u be prego again
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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