KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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