I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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