You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
