Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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