Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm sobbing to NWA
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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