Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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