goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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