It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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