covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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