so let's talk penis.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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