I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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