Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
