I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Someone shit on the floor
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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