He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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