I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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