Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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