Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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