i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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