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(330): View more from Ohio

did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..

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(773): View more from Illinois

I am midnight drunk by noon

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(303): View more from Colorado

I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze

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(940): View more from Texas

nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.

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(773): View more from Illinois

after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown

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(727): View more from Florida

You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.

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(813): View more from Florida

It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.

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