How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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