On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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