he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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