hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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