girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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