girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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