Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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