doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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