Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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