So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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