OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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