He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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