Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Randomize
