so that wasnt chicken after all
babies were throwing up all over the place
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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