Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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