How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize
