do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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