I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
operation harelip BJ is a go
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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