Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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